how do i stop growing up this isn’t fun anymore

pocahontes:

If you ever see me laughing the joke is almost always my life.

netflixz:

driving past your old elementary school likeimage

(Source: netflixz)

curvier:

my life:

  • in the morning, i can’t wake up
  • in the night, i can’t sleep

"A long time ago I learned not to explain things to people. It misleads them into thinking they’re entitled to know everything I do."

Lisa Kleypas, Dreaming of You (via wordsnquotes)

bloodrox:

Dad: “cmon son, say your first words!”

Son: “da-“

Dad: “close! try again!”

Son: “da—”

Dad: “So close!  One more time!”

Son: “daft punk”

(Source: samarott)